As I dribbled down the basketball court.
My ambitious team spreads across the floor
The tremendous defense sets up a fort
The basketball bounces out the door.
The ref goes out the door to get the ball.
It is the other team's inbound pass, in
They threw it to someone very thin and tall.
The mad, nervous coach made him call a sub
There were only two minutes to go
The sub came on, he really was a chub
And then he was running really quite slow
Even though we lost the game which we feared
But still the Tiger crowd happily cheered.